I don’t need a doctor, dammit - I am a doctor
What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
faster, ladies! come on! my grandmother has more life in her, god rest her soul. move it!
Sandra Bullock for Entertainment Weekly’s Entertainer of the Year, December 2013
more people need to watch this show omg